...and I'm supposed to swoon?
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I’M BACK…..
Not like anything good happened, I just got bored and gave up.
HERE’S A GOOD ONE. YOUR FRIEND OF THE OPPOSITE SEX FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS STATES HE DOESN’T WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH OUR PLANS THIS WEEKEND IF NO ONE ELSE GOES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE “ODD”. UH, IS THIS A NEW OCCURRENCE BECAUSE THIS AIN’T THE FIRST TIME WE’VE HUNG OUT.
YOU’RE FUCKING WITH ME, RIGHT?!
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iknowijustneedtoopenmymouthshutup
what is the fucking point of online dating if you dick around and just wont ask me the fuck out again after i accepted when you first asked me a MONTH ago. FFS. I said “sure, thats sounds great lets plan something soon” andddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd here we are a month later BS-ing.
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I know you all missed me.
So, I know I’ve been MIA. Blah. I’ve been so busy lately I’ve quit being a bitch about every dude who’s contacted me.
Boring McShyGuy decided to contact me a few weeks ago when he was “bored” on vacation after not talking to me for awhile. Really?
Johnny NoJob thinks it’s okay to play a rape fantasy out with his sig. other, and thinks recreational drug use during sex to “heighten the experience” is okay. What are you, 19 and going to a rave? Oh, he also texted me to tell me he played video games all day. Did I mention he was over 30? NEXT.
Now, there’s two guys that I’ve started talking to recently. One is 4 years younger than me, and one is 4 years older than me. I don’t know why I’m freaking out that this one guy on the cusp of his earlier 30’s and going into his mid-30’s. Am I weird? Fuck. Then, there’s this other dude who’s fresh out of college and works for negative money at his fathers business teaching Judo or some shit. But I’m less freaked out by that. Names pending.
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where to begin?
Ugh- Shy Guy has officially dropped off the planet. If you’re not in it to win it, get out of the game. bye.
The un-named guy who was friends with someone I went to high school with also dropped off the planet. I still might text him today though. But, then again, if he wanted to talk to me he would have. asdklfsdkfaskl;fjas;fkjasdf.
I hate everyone and everything right now.
Also, I got a message back from someone who started it with “Oh God have I been busy. I work 6 days a week.”. He gave me his number, I just don’t know if I should text him. It just seemed uninterested.
WHY IS THIS ALL SO FUCKING COMPLICATED?
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I printed this and put it in a care package to Louis during one of his deployments.
This is the cutest thing I’ve seen. OMG.
